Here's how to best use one's time when waking at 6am:
First, make a pot of coffee.
Stare at the sun as it rises.
Stare at the sun as it rises.
Contemplate making a smoothie but settle for chocolate chip pancakes. Homemade, of course.
Eat breakfast and read the bible. Joel is more interesting when you're still half asleep.
Ponder life's difficult questions. Spend time mulling over past mistakes. Wish you could change them but shrug and move on.
Journal about said thoughts.
Listen to music and attempt to write essay. Settle for writing thank you's instead.
Wash face and put on real clothes.
Realize that Facebook is stupid and vow to never get on again.
Try to read book for class.
Get on Facebook and immediately hate yourself.
Do laundry.
Organize your collection of tea.
Respond to over-do emails.
Buy a concert ticket.
Lament about how you wish you had more money.
Be grateful for what you have.
Choreograph an interpretive dance.
Louth the wind.
Plan out your impossible crazy day.
Decide the world needs to know about your epic morning.
Blog.
Brush teeth.
Become presentable to the world.
Run to class and hope not to be late.
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